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Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine
what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?
Bob: Yup.
When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.
If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.
In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.
Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.
My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.
A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.
Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.
An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.