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A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls
Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*
thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
literally anybody who watched jojos are the best
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A black square watch. Digital and vintage. Very attractive.
A masc man or woman wearing a sexy man watch is irresistible to any woman or gay man
What a broke ass nigga uses as an excuse when asked about his money.
Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke
The expanded version of “it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.” It’s not gay if the two girls are doing lesbian stuff and their men are watching them do it.
Her: Idk if I can lick her pussy? Won’t that kinda be gay?
The boyfriends of the two girls: Nahhh you know what they say—it’s not gay if their men are watching.
to furiously masturbate
we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch
using a playlist to measure time.
instead of using a watch i just use my ipod's playlist because i know each song is 2:00 long and that would mean i need enough of those songs to fill 30 minutes.
"ugh i need to go for a jog."
"go and get your watch."
"but i don't have one."
"okay go and use the good o'l playlist watch."
"thanks dad!"