That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.
That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.
A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.
Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)
Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.
Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.
A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)
(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”
(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”
(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).
When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.
Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!
Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
A face you REALLY wanna smooch!
Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.