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The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!
Pulling a Carolina is when someone chooses to sit or lay on the floor when there is alternative seating options available that is not the dirty floor
Lucas’s is pulling a Carolina, he’s sitting on the floor instead of the bench
A better, more polite way to saw a random asspull that somehow works.
Jo: Oh my goodness, Dan's gonna get detention for missing homework.
Billy: nah, he'll end up pulling a JoJo again!
To jerk off/masturbate in a call with multiple people while muted.
Guys my fault I was pulling a Jojo
The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.
"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"
then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.
Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.
Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah