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(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
1.When you are are told never knew before
2. Somebody tells you something shocking
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1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!
Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!
2.
Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.
Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS
Jess- Oh sorry