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The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time
Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”
When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult
She was a right dog minge
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
A dog that you grew up with. That has a special place in your heart.
I often think of Buddy. He was my childhood dog.