banana car

when you see a yellow car you have to shout 'BANANA CAR!' and hit the person next to you in the arm. If you don't want to be hit you have to shout 'BANANA CAR NO RETURN!' and the hit them. It is a fun game :)

(Alans yellow car drives past)
Ernest to Arnold - 'BANANA CAR NO RETURN!' And hits Arnold
Arnold 'Dangflabit!'

8👍 5👎

car guard

A Person that is supposed to guard your car wherever it is parked, Although most of them are too drunk or high to be of any protection to your car. And if you dont tip some of them enough they will fuck your car up.

Yeah some car guard fucked my car up! My father got mugged by some associates of the car guard, after he tipped him.

8👍 5👎

estate car

NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)

Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.

The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.

I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.

8👍 5👎

Choppa in the Car

"Choppa" is the gang name for an AK-47.

"I'm not a star, somebody lied. I got a choppa in the car" -Rick Ross, Lil Wayne

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sex in a car

sex in a car- to fuck/bang/sex/laid in a car

sex in a car - what u and ur hooker do when ur in a car

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car on-purpose

When 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it's so obvious that those idiots will crash. This is called a car on-purpose.

Guy #1: Want to race man?
Guy #2: Sure man!
*Starts racing*
*Both crashes*
Random Guy: What idiots, they just had a car on-purpose.

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car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.

"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"

10👍 7👎