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The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”
“What is SDS?”
“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich
"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."
When someone or something goes wrong, instead of explaining yourself, just yell "Shit Munch". This term was first created at the Landon school in 2016.
(See's someone ugly)- Wow thats really shitty munch
(While intoxicated)- Im really shitty munch
When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis
Hey i just got a shitty penis
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What you repeat to someone who needs your help and you have no way to help them
Guy on street: "ya they locked me up for two weeks and took my car..." guy with only 30$: "ohh thats shitty..." Guy on street : "ya I just need 100 $ to get my car back. *cough*" guy with only 30$: "oh that's shitty
A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.
“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”
‘Oh yeah?’
“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”
Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end
Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!