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The best insult to give someone that has displayed no intelligence what so ever.
Drew is such an uneducated goose penis!
Why is there so many uneducated goose penis' here?
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A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.
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When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.
Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.
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When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.
My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.
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The Mav and Goose Combo (short for Maverick and Goose Combination) is best described as an exclusive clique that rolls two girls deep. Established in 2005 at Indiana University of PA, the combo is often misunderstood by others outside of the group. This results in the combo often being known as “those girls” at the party. This means that their activities include but are not limited to: howling like coyotes, doing the soulja boy, g-slide, and indy step, intense lip gloss application, shots of vlad, beer bongs, making out with several people, blacking out, falling down, talking in Brooklyn accents, peeing on couches, floors, beds, etc., singing along to loud music, dump trucking nachos, drunk cooking, dancing around, and in general being the life of the party. But the Mav and Goose Combo isn’t just all parties. They enjoy the finer things in life such as: naps, slip-and-slides, big sunglasses, tube socks, sex hair, strip aerobics, immaculate titties, “putting in a good word”, banging cake day, strip clubs, being hated by everyone in their major, keg slut stances, lip gloss, loud music, ghost riding, sifl and olly, jell-o shots, owning it, biffs, being an “item”, and many other daily activities. As previously stated the Mav and Goose Combo is often misunderstood and even hated on occasionally, but the truth of the matter is no matter how you slice it, they are the number one package deal
"Wow those girls are bangin"
"Yeah they're part of the mav and goose combo"
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The act of "tapping" the "head" of a clitoris with the tip of the tongue, sporadically encircling the entirety of the aforementioned clitoris.
-a variation of the classic toungue tornado
If your girl loves it when you do the toungue tornado but is getting bored with it all the time try spicing things up by increasing her anticipation with the duck duck goose maneuver.
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adj. 1. a feeling of overwhelmedness
2. a feeling of frusteration
3. a feeling of joy
4. all emotions easily substituted by the word
5. the new "owned"
1. I'm SOoOoOoO GOOSED!
2. GAH! I didn't study for this test! I'm SO goosed!
3. Yay! I passed my test! I'm SO goosed about this!
4. Why're YOU so goosed?
5. oo, goosed!!
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