When your shit comes out of your ass at such speed that it creates a tsunami in the toliet all over your ass leaving you so disgusted that you need to take a shower. Also what the Irish call their frag grenades.
God Damnit I just fury potatoed.
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"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"
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When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face
I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.
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Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch
"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"
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To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.
No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
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One who thinks they are on top of the world. Someone who is possibly ignoring someone or just looks like a idiot, can be called this. Can be used how you want, either friendly or with hostility.
"Alright big potatoes, whats with the no calls back"
"So what are you now big potatoes? more like a joke."
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