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An Annoying Cunt that thinks there cool and thinks being unique is different. She is always annoying and says they like nerdy shit like Game of Thrones or Video games. They would use the excuse that they are quirky when their boyfriend breaks up with them.
HEY, WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I AM SO QUIRKY YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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It’s those fake youtube videos that are “scary,” like for example facetiming siri at 3 am and siri becomes “possessed” by the devil. Most viewers that believe it are 7 or younger, but the rest know it’s bullshit
Typical 3 am challenge titles:
DONT TALK TO GOOGLE HOME AT 3 AM *SHE CUT ME*
DONT FACETIME THE EASTER BUNNY AT 3 AM ****HE POSSESSED ME*** ALMOST DIED***HGFIWU**
“possessed” siri in the video: IF YOU DONT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO *youtuber* I WILL COME FIND YOU AND POSESS YOU”
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A term used by Oh Sangwoo in the manwha killing stalking sangwoo is also my boyfriend despite being dead
“Can we go inside?” “i am inside”
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"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.
Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???
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Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.
1.
Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!
2.
Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
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When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends
Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend
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response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.
-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father
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