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A teacher who's on their period
Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.
Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed
A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
I cant eat this, its a sock apple.
Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).
As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.
Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).
A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.
Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!
Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean
You have a nice set of waxy apples
Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.
Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?
A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.
"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"
"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.