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When a woman stops shaving, and her leg hair grows in to its natural state.
Did you see that girl at the swim meet? She had leg beards.
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Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.
Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.
see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill
Synonym: "yeah, right!"
Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.
Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd
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Exceptionally good, or necessary.
Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!
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Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.
Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.
Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...
Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.
Guy: No thanks. *walks away*
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A man with a beard or someone who likes men!! Mostly by the name of Dalton who has a large crush on a man named Vladamir Pudin.
Dalton has a full grown beard at 13, this means he is very gay. Bearded men are very gay.
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A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)
Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!
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Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?
No she had such a bearded clam
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