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A sex position where the female lays on the bed, legs apart, as the man thrusts in while moving his arms together to the side while alternating left and right in a rowing motion which makes him look like a naked boat rower.
"Jhonny pulled the Nude Boat Rower and I felt like we were on the ocean last night!"
A ball Jacuzzi combined with a blowjob
James blew on the spout as Sarah administered Filatio "that was the best Steam Boat Delight i have ever had!"
Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem
Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry
A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…
Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!
An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.
Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!
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Putting a hard boner on one's wet mouth.
"... now that I'm a grown man I think that you, the Wiggles and Scooby Doo all blow boat people, and by that I mean you put hard boners on your wet mouth.'
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