Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

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Crack and Jack

When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.

Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.

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cracked corn

A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection

Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!

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cracked head

Someone who is not quite ordinary. They are infact very strange and seem like a crackhead but have never done any drugs to get the way they are.

For a straight edge he is one cracked head.

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crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.

1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!

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crack dance

Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.

I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.

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Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette

*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"

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