Random
Source Code
Random
What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)
Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”
When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person
I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.
A dating relationship void of emotional attachment and comprised of a sexual "sliding" relationship.
Slide dating refers to the action the penis takes when sliding into the vagina.
We were dating, but it wasn't serious. We were just slide dating.
When one cums in anothers belly button and then sucks it out with a straw
Daril enjoyed his date shake with Kevin in the dirty south.
What you do, when you know you fail in real life. Dating someone you met online in a game or something else.
John,"Dude I met this girl online and we're dating". Jimmy,"Wow e-dating? You really do fail!"
58👍 93👎
When you leave a relationship alone for awhile and then you either both meet and agree that it is over or you are dumped and really don't care since you haven't seen the other person in so long anyway.
John was dating Naomi but didn't see or talk to her so the relationship went out of date when they ran into each other last week after two months apart.
11👍 13👎
After a hella drawn out relationship that has been on the downturn for months you finally end it and end it badly. Rather than drunk dial you continue to go out but dispise every minute of it. The dates always end in true hateful ass slapping throat gagging brutal sex.
I think I'm done with her but I'm sure I'll keep her around for a few more hate dates.
7👍 7👎