A variant of the English language used among young people and backpackers in Hostels across the world. Usually includes overuse of 'like', 'awesome' and 'amazing'.
"The burgers around the corner from the hostel are like so amazing."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."
When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.
C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?
R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.
What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians
“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”
If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
A variation of the English language used by taxi drivers and employees of CRA
In Canada there are two official languages, French and English, taxi English is not the official language of CRA
This is a group of people in your English that are ELITE!!! They are better than everyone and everyone knows it. They are smart, hot as hell and everyone is jealous of them. It is hard to be a part of this club, but when you are in..... there is no escape. Even the teachers beg to be a part of this club.
Hot girl 1 - Wow one of the girls from the exclusive English class just looked at me!!!! I can die happy now!!!
Hot girl 2 - OMG you are so lucky, I'm so jealous!!!
WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED
person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck