Cockney rhyme for 'Wanker' but also implies that the person is also poor or has not enough money to buy food.
Fuck off you food banker
The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.
Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.
Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.
Being forced to eat any type of food you dont want to eat or havent given consent to being fed
My mom fed me yuck ass broccoli when i was little held me down. and shoved it in my mouth, i was helpless, it was food rape.
Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy
Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN
An intense desire to eat something, unrelated to hunger.
Man, I know I just stuffed myself at the buffet, but the smell coming from that steak house is making so food horny!
Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.
I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.