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The dreded words out of a parents mouth.
The porcess -
1.Parents Make up some BS thing.
2.Big argument
3:YOUR GROUNDED!!!!11oenoneelevetyone
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a delightful young lady that i often fuck really hard
your mother was amazing
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is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D
me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis
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An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.
Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!
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To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.
Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
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Your Truth a concept that is completely subjective and based entirely on individual perception or emotion without grounds in fact, it is used exclusively by the people who want to prosecute people for wrong think by using emotion rather than fact by changing the legal system to guilt by accusation alone with the burden of proof on the accused rather than the prosecution.
"State Your Truth and have Goody Proctor executed for witch craft because she didn't agree with you on everything"
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Your best friend
Your red is someone you know over 10 years, who is like a brother to you, who just annoys you and you casually call him a bastard
„Who is your red“ „ you are my red
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