when some is homophobic and likes chickfila
random ass bitch : chick-fil-a 's fries smack
me: but they're homophobic
random ass bitch: ok and...
me: ok well enjoy ur homophobic waffle fries ig
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When your gf is so fat, you roll her in flour and then fuck the wet spot.
That cow from the bar last night was so big, I gave her a kentucky fried fuck.
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The male homosexual version of the Screaming Pelican. The act is performed when two males are getting it on on the beach, and the pitcher removes his member from the catchers anal cavity, dips it in the sand, and re-inserts his hot beef injection into his unsuspecting partner creating great pain and discomfort.
I was walking down the beach in Provincetown and out of the corner of my eye i saw one man giving another the Ghanaian Fried Chicken
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It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.
(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me
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Diabetes in a bite sized package.
A person ate Deep Fried Oreos and then died.
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I could do with a burger mac and fries
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When a fat chick whose smelly, nasty, withered pussy fried hamburger with a frothy yellowish film cheese lowers all of that gaping meat onto a guy's face, leaving it flattened pancake.
My brother died last year after his girlfriend gave him a fried cheeseburger pancake.
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