As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.
Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.
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One of the very few talented bands out there. Containing *Very* hot boys and awsome singing voices.
Unique sense of style and music.
Gotta love them for that.
Mat and Jon are toooo hot.
Kill hannah will someday be the biggest band EVER
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1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.
2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.
3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.
1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.
2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!
3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.
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doing it with a blonde wig on and cumming with the moans of only Hannah Montana’s transitions and before 10 pm
Man I really gotta get this Dirty Hannah in, it’s almost my bedtime!
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To expose someone or “pull off their wig”
Boy to friend: I used to date so many girls in highschool
Mom: He never even went to prom!
Friend: Ooh she just Hannah Montana’d the fuck outta you
Hannah Moore is an amazing girl who is fun and awesome to be around very easy going and one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. Be careful around her because you’ll fall for her quicker than you ever have for anyone else. Hold onto her because you don’t know how long you’ll have her for, you don’t want to lose her. She puts others before herself and cares for others as she hopes they return the same energy. Your time spent with Hannah Moore will be the best days of your life. She is the best there is.
Wow I wish I could have Hannah Moore.
Hannah Moore is the best girl ever!
Man I gotta go ski with Hannah Moore.
Damn I really fell for Hannah Moore that fast, she’s amazing.
I really do love Hannah Moore.
A type of girl who’s name is Hannah, they love making slime and always are doing something weird. Has two close friends.
Friend: what’s that smell
Hannah: idk I’m going to take a shower
Friend: gets down on all fours and snifs the whole room till finds something under the bed
Hannah: walks in
Friend: I think I found it *holds up a stress ball full of wet rice*
Hannah: that’s me always being a hannah banana