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A person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to BE a hipster.
As in, a broken hip-ster.
"Wow, your Dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. He's a bit of a hipster, isn't he?"
"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."
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One who gets off on ordering their pizza from independent pizzerias. And refuses to eat at or patricipate in any fuctions that support and engage the use of Little Cearsars Pizza.
Maggie is totall pizza hipster.
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Those with red/orange hair who take being a hipster to the next level. They go so far as to be proud of their hair color. They argue points such as how to say "either" or "neither". They will perform in acts that seem main stream (e.g. life guarding) but they reject the normal ways of doing these actions (e.g. not wearing uniform while life guarding). They are tall and slim and usually seem to fit in well to the everyday "high school scene". But behind the facade, they reject everyone else's realty and insert their own!
Girl 1: hey! Neither (said like kneether) of these tables are clean...where should we sit?
Ginger Hipsters : WHAT! its pronounced n-EYE-ther!
girl 1: alright, but where should we sit? either (ee-ther) here or there.
Ginger Hipster: its pronounced EYE-ther!! god, now I can't even eat my grapes (the red kind WITH seeds)
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The upper echelon of hipsters. Truly the hippest of the hip. Most thrive in Williamsburg, New York and other major cities. Just like other hipsters, except better. Always on. Unique. Perfect.
Uber Hipsters: Wes Anderson, Steve Aoki, Vincent Gallo etc...
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a person who considers themselves to be "indie" or independent, because of the way they dress, the music they listen to, etc., etc. When all the while they are just following already made trends, therefore copying off of one another. They are all alike seeing as they follow the same trends. They think they are all so unique and different, yet they are all basically the same.
-"dude that girl got feathers in her hair"
-"pshh so did every other indie hipster."
-"so true"
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A dog that wears hipster style clothes or accessories, such as name brand dog apparel, or scenesteresque bandannas and is own by a member of the "hipster" crowd (see "hipster").
I swear I saw a hipster dog! The dog was decked out in a cardigan and a bandanna. It was crazy, I swear I think I even saw it texting someone.
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An individual who believes that being a hipster is "too mainstream" and therefore resorts to the act of telling others that they have not participated in some mainstream activity but express their desire too in an attempt to both emphasize the fact that they haven't yet participated and separate themselves from normal hipsters.
Basically taking the hipster philosophy of "I'm so counterculture that I listened to them first" and extending it to "I'm so counterculture that I never listened to them at all"
"Yeah man, I've heard good things about Deertick, and I've been MEANING to check out their stuff" <Neo-hipster
"Oh yeah, I've heard that that new club is really cool, I've been MEANING to go there"<Neo-hipster
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