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On christmas day you open your gift to find a black dick chillin in a box. See dick in a box for more details.
Girl 1: Did you get anything interesting for christmas?
Girl 2: I had a black christmas.
Girl 1: Ouch!
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When someone, out of lust, passion, or purely romantic love, defecated into a box and mails it to their beloved as an act of symbolism. It is a rite of passage and a signal or commitment to love's truest ideal, which is devotion, which is symbolized by the poop.
"I'm not sure what to do about how to prove my love to my partner"
"I know. You can send them a Jiminy Christmas"
"You're right. That would be swell, and show how much I care."
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A termed used derogate whites for being "white on the outside, black on the inside" as are Christmas Oreos. This is a play on the word Oreo.
Dude, Dwight is listening to Tupac again, he's such a christmas oreo.
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When one person is pranked by another by filling his or her front yard with Christmas trees. This feat can usually only be accomplished in the two weeks following Christmas, when trees are tossed out and left on the curb for pick-up. A popular and effective method is to pack many trees against the victim's front door, so that when he or she opens said door, the trees tumble into the house, blocking the way out. Christmas treeing is not limited to front yards, it can be done in houses, rooms, cubicles, cars, or any place that a tree or more will fit.
"Did you guys end up treeing that pansy Derek's house?"
"Yeah man we Christmas Tree'd him hard bro, we hit him with 27 trees"
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Being as white as christmas relating to the song
Im dreaming of a white Christmas
-dam that boi who does he think he is? rockin that tee nd rag.. wtf.. he as white as christmas
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A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:
- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater
- hanging Christmas lights
- putting up your Christmas tree
- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)
- cooking a turkey or tofurky
- making and drinking spiked egg nog
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A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.
#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?
No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
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