June 24th

Birthday of the one and only Bad Bitch™.
This day celebrates Anushka, NO 👏🏽 ONE 👏🏽 ELSE 👏🏽. An icon living, she is both Drake AND the Real Slim Shady 🤯. Send love or suffer 😡. Appreciate her 💕 and send her dog pics 🐶. Anushka deserves a whole month, but she’s humble so she only claims a day 😌.

Person 1: It’s June 24th, my favorite holiday!
Person 2: I hope Queen Anushka has the best birthday ever 🥳💝

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June 27

You give a boy a scrunchie

Ect:
Me: hey Johnny

Johnny: what
Me: it’s June 27th
Johnny: yea and?
Me: it’s give a boy a scrunchie day

Johnny: oh okay
Me: “passes a scrunchie”
Johnny: thanks

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5th June

It's 5th of June go kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend

Go and kiss him/her on 5th June

!!!

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june itch

A Wisconsin term for when you jump in a lake or pond in the middle of june and come out with itchy mosquito bites, usually around your legs and lower body. It's is caused by baby mosquitoes which breed in hatch in May, and then turn into larva in june... and bite the crap out of innocent swimmers, before growing up completely in July and terrorizing everybody on land.

I was skinny dipping with a bunch of gay men and afterwards I got mosquito bites all over my damned legs! What? No, I'm sure it's not AIDs... it's probably just June Itch.

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Kari June

she loves dianer o'damewoody. and sucks at many things, including but not limited to: pronouncing the word "cat" (cuh--ahhhh---T), concentrating, rerigion, keeping eye contact during long and uninteresting stories, telling boys she likes them to their face as opposed to secret messages and backhanded tricks, the philosophy of cunt, keeping her hands off other people's peanut butter, shutting the door forever after inviting squirrels inside, and talking about ghonorrea on the T. despite her many faults, kari june has a keen talent for glamour bombing and getting accidentally hypnotized at school assemblies. she looks forward to many more swell nights of being an eatbeast with d.damewood.

Kari, this thing is a hoot! GOD your lucky...!

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June 25

National eat a girl out day

Hey bro I’m gonna eat her out today on June 25

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June 25

National get ripped day.
Get off your ass and get buff to better yourself
Show them what they lost and cannot gain back

"Hey its June 25, wanna hit the gym?"
"Why though?"
"To get the body of a Greek god"
"OK I'm in"

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