June 24th

Birthday of the one and only Bad Bitch™.
This day celebrates Anushka, NO 👏🏽 ONE 👏🏽 ELSE 👏🏽. An icon living, she is both Drake AND the Real Slim Shady 🤯. Send love or suffer 😡. Appreciate her 💕 and send her dog pics 🐶. Anushka deserves a whole month, but she’s humble so she only claims a day 😌.

Person 1: It’s June 24th, my favorite holiday!
Person 2: I hope Queen Anushka has the best birthday ever 🥳💝

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June 27

You give a boy a scrunchie

Ect:
Me: hey Johnny

Johnny: what
Me: it’s June 27th
Johnny: yea and?
Me: it’s give a boy a scrunchie day

Johnny: oh okay
Me: “passes a scrunchie”
Johnny: thanks

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5th June

It's 5th of June go kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend

Go and kiss him/her on 5th June

!!!

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june itch

A Wisconsin term for when you jump in a lake or pond in the middle of june and come out with itchy mosquito bites, usually around your legs and lower body. It's is caused by baby mosquitoes which breed in hatch in May, and then turn into larva in june... and bite the crap out of innocent swimmers, before growing up completely in July and terrorizing everybody on land.

I was skinny dipping with a bunch of gay men and afterwards I got mosquito bites all over my damned legs! What? No, I'm sure it's not AIDs... it's probably just June Itch.

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June 25

National get ripped day.
Get off your ass and get buff to better yourself
Show them what they lost and cannot gain back

"Hey its June 25, wanna hit the gym?"
"Why though?"
"To get the body of a Greek god"
"OK I'm in"

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June 25

National eat a girl out day

Hey bro I’m gonna eat her out today on June 25

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June 29th

If youre born today and your name is rashad youre automatically dry and not a baddie

Diya: Hi rashad is today your birthday?
Rashad: Yes why?
Diya: thats sence if youre born on June 29th youre automatically dry

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