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The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.
Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!
jim- what?
Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!
jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.
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A biker who squids, always does wheelies, gets mad at everyone on the road when they don’t see them speeding, breaks mirrors, runs from cops, flips people off, rev bombs and generally is very idiotic on a motorcycle. Usually seen on a crotch rocket or supermoto and in large groups where everyone is breaking the law.
*Turns in front of motorcycle 5 blocks away*
*Biker speeds up and punches mirror off then does a wheelie while flipping off the car*
Car driver: WOW that asshole broke my mirror.
Car passenger: Fucking bike beast.
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Noun. Also known as BW.
An African-American female with beast-like qualities. An extremely arrogant and uncouth female that is more suited for a zoo than a civilized society. The life of a Beast Woman is nothing more than a never-ending chain of nigga moments.
Common characteristics include a trigger-happy temper, frequent loud skawking, neck-twisting, finger-snapping and exaggerated gestures, and the more-than-the-occasional all-out brawling.
Not to be confused with a Black Woman (also known as BW), although, in the right circumstances, the Black Woman will turn into a Beast Woman, however temporarily.
Jackson: LOL! Hey, wake up, man! You alright?
Tyrone: ...ugh...What the hell just happened?
Jackson: You just got knocked the fuck out by a Beast Woman!
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To eat a lot of lean protein and carbs after a long session of weight lifting. You need the fuel to replenish muscle and curb your hunger.
The beast in question is let loose during the workout, so you need to feed it during the rest of the day.
Daniel was hungry after bench pressing for an hour straight, so he came home and had to feed the beast with a footlong chicken breast double meat on wheat from subway.
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a nubbin beast who like to fuck old man saggy ass and who plays with a nigger switch and who likes to kill cuntbeast and people who are hotches
man that was a beast mongrol who eliminated the threat of the cuntbeast.
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Mr beast is basically a human atm machine. He buys houses for the homeless, gives thousands of dollars to twitch streamers, respects woman, does challenges with a group of people which consist of Chris, Chandler, Jake, Baylee, Garret, Ethan, and Tareq. He has a fire merch store www.shopmrbeast.com
I need a new house
Mr. Beast: hold my beer
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sarah is a complete beast-raping, it looks like someone lit her face on fire and then tried to put it out with a bag of nails.
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