Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."
Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."
A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."
A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."
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Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.
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Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
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a thought that pops into one's mind before eating extremely beefy pussy
Right before performing cunnilingus on a woman, if she has extremely beefy flaps, her male lover might think, "I'm thinking Arby's."
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To state that you are in charge of a situation. You are the leader of the pack. Others are just there for support.
I'm fuckin this goat, you're just holdin the horns.
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I phrase used to add to any sentence which you never need to lie in.
I'm not gonna lie, this is a pretty good hamburger.
I'm not gonna lie, I ate italian food last night.
You're pretty hot, I'm not gonna lie.
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The etymology of the phrase is traced back to Aurthurian Lore. Huckleberry Garlands were said to be given to Knights of the Kingdom for coming to the service of a damsel. They would approach the lady, lower their lance, and receive the small branch as a symbol of gratitude; much like a medal.
Therefore, "I'm Your Huckleberry" literally means "I'm your Hero."
In current adaptaions, in reference to the movie Tombstone, it means "I'm your man." as an affirmative response to a challenge.
"
RINGO:
Wretched slugs, don't any of you
Have the guts to play for blood?
O.S. VOICE:
I'm your huckleberry.
Ringo turns. Doc stands there, smiling that Cheshire cat
smile.
DOC
That's just my game.
"
Taken form the offical script from the movie Tombstone.
"No one can beat me in COD 1 on 1"
"I'm your Huckleberry."
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