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When your built like a moose getting rammed by a deer while it's being cut open by a hunter with a baby eating its insides
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The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.
"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."
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A.K.A. shit dick. A poo pickle is the result of ass humping. This is very common with the gay community.
I went down the dirt road and got poo pickle.
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Synonymous with douche bag, but much more socially acceptable.
That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
douche asshole dick jerk idiot
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Someone that you love that is being a werid individual. Like how a pickle is a werid form of a cucumber.
I love it when you're being a pickle.
Why can't you be more of a pickle.
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When a person has all eligible* orafaces occupied at the same time.
*ears, nose, and eyes are traditionally excluded from eligibility due to their small diameter.
A woman fell into a vat of zucchini and was admitted to the hospital for severe pickle-chicken.
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phrase showing a tweeker in action when they are trying to get all meth high using a glass pipe
damn that crazy tweeker likes to twist the pickle on the habitual.. gross
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