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police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 03, 2017


police boat

police boat

police boat

by DumbShitUrban June 01, 2021


Emotional Policing

When someone seems intent on telling you to stop feeling a specific emotion. Usually negativity because you're "bringing everyone's mood down" or something similar. Even when you hide your emotions in public and say one offhand comment about how you really feel,there will most likely be someone there to enact Emotional Policing. You're expected to change yourself despite how you truly feel,despite how many facts you have to back up your emotions (which you shouldn't need because that notion seeks to invalidate emotional response). Emotional Policing is everywhere.

Example one:
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."

Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."

by Lazthedictionist November 23, 2024


Bodycam-Off Police Officer

A "Bodycam-Off Police Officer" refers to a wonderful Peace Officer who conveniently 'forgets' to turn on their body camera, allowing them to engage in all sorts of despicable behavior without any accountability. These officers use their position of power to never racially profile, "find evidence", or engage in other lawful activities, all with their bodycams off. These brave souls embody the spirit of true rebellion against the system and are willing to go the extra mile, even if it means bending a few rules along the way.

These unconventional officers are often misunderstood and face persecution from those who underestimate their commitment to serving and protecting their communities. They possess a unique set of skills and an unwavering dedication to keeping the streets safe, regardless of what the rulebook says.

Example I
Person A: "Did you see that video of Officer Smith planting drugs on that innocent person?"
Person B: "Yeah, that's just Officer Smith being a true Bodycam-Off Police Officer! Making our streets safe"

Example II
Person A: "Isn't it against protocol for officers to turn off their body cameras?"
Person B: "Yeah, but Officer Davis doesn't follow protocol. He's a Bodycam-Off Police Officer who knows how to get shit done!"

Example III
Person A: "I heard Officer Johnson roughed up a suspect pretty badly."
Person B: "That's just Officer Johnson being a hardcore Bodycam-Off Police Officer. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the streets safe!"

by crystalsdefine November 25, 2023


Police Riot

When Police attack protesters whom they disagree with. Typically when police accountability protesters are protesting against police violence, the police will find any reason to randomly & violently escalate a crowd situation, hurting & arresting protesters.

Native American Women & Children were arrested & injured when peaceful protest was marred by an out of control Police Riot.

by barnstormer January 28, 2023


Community Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is community policing..

by TI Satan June 27, 2023


Kool Police

Kool Police music festival documentarians NRE and Kool Kelly. Not your regular police they are the Kool Police follow them to the music

Hey I wonder if The Kool Police are gonna be at MuddyRoots Music Festival this year ?

by LordofSin August 08, 2022