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An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.
"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"
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Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.
*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*
dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”
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1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.
So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.
Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.
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When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
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When you roll up to her crib and bottle her queef and leave as fast as you can
I queef captured her then went zoomin
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Slang term for a whore's vagina.
Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."
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A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy
Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man
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