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When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.
The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?
Woman: What's that?!?!
Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
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Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.
I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.
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Much like the dirty sanchez but a reversal. While giving head the woman sticks her finger in her bloody vagina and then smears it on the guys upper lip.
The were such a cute couple with their matching sanchezes... her with the dirty sanchez, him with the rusty sanchez.
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felatio after anal sex. AKA a hot carl.
Damn your sister is a freak. After I banged her as she gave me a rusty flute.
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The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.
Cindy had never felt the kind of discomfort she felt when Kyle gave her the old rusty chandelier.
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this is where a person clenchs someones face in their buttcheeks and then proceeds to excrete into their mouth.
awww i've just been rusty beartrapped.
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The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.
Kenny was going down on me last night, then went to the back door and gave me a rusty autoharp!
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