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A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.
The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!
Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!
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When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.
Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0
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big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D
hey joe wanna play big-bat baseball?
big bat baseball is awesome
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a womans virgina that is very loose and saggy
i fucked this woman at the weekend but she did have a saggy bat cave said ravi
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What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.
Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.
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similar to mall hangover, the headache and foot pains you get after going to a bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah from the noise, dancing, and fun.
"My feet are killing me..and my head."
"Seems like you've got yourself a bat mitzvah hangover. ;)"
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semi solid high speed poo.
i shouldn't have eaten that chilli, i just had to crap and it was like bats out of a cave.
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