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Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads
When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.
I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.
A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles
Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up
Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens
1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"
"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza
"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"
A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.
Franklin :My foreskin hurts
Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.
A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.
Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.
The crossover no-one asked for.
person 1: mike hunt is better
person 2: ben dover is better
person 3: mike dover