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Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 24, 2020


Flying Pony Technique

A technique used in the game PUBG (Player Unknown's BattleGround) in which a chauffeur will take a car and drive around enemies to draw attention and allow his teammates to shoot at the targets. The survival rate of those doing this technique is unusually high, which is strange.

Yesterday night, Lpeace went around and executed the perfect flying pony technique!

by Erkanis February 8, 2022


pony head

A prankster or fool. A jester.

"You goddamn Pony Head"

by Mr.Wolfmann February 19, 2016


One track pony

A person who can only focus on one thing.

That guy over there can only play the drums he’s a one track pony.”

by Westworld July 14, 2019


RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021


debaucherous ass pony

Is a girl with a fairly large rump that is into doing sexually deviant things and prone to always getting her way and when it doesn't work out she is known to kick her hooves and trot off

Amanda: I got knocked out last night by a drag queen for hitting on his boyfriend.

Harold: you were being a debaucherous ass pony again! Go ahead and kick your hooves and trot on off, clippety clip, clippety clip.

by Debaucherous asspony January 14, 2023


The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.

Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.

by Bagelman5440 April 9, 2024