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A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."

For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 11, 2018

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Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

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Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

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Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

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drooling donkey

when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth.

Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick.

by dah-veed, bobby, josh February 12, 2009

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donkey diving

1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.

2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.

"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"

"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"

by amandaul October 21, 2014

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swamp donkey

Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.

The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.

by Nuclear Moose November 19, 2006

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