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When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.
Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.
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Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
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The extra skin on a uncircumcised penis
I ask Earl what the extra skin over the head of his penis was, he said that's just my donkey skin.
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when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth.
Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick.
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1. When the guy in a relationship sleeps with his girlfriends sister without her knowing about it.
2. Having sex with your girlfriends sister.
"Dude, are you really gonna go donkey diving?"
"I can't beleive my boyfriend went donkey diving on me!!!"
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A very ugly girl who thinks shes hawt. Usually lurks around in bars and clubs waitin to sexually assault and take advantage of dumb fuck males who are too drunk to defend themselves. Usually has the name Ashley, but can apply to others who fit the description.
"Man i took that slew donkey home from the bar last night, you know, the one you took home the night before?"
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Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.
The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.
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