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voting for the nerdest person running in a school election, not hoping they will win, but just as a joke.
Person 1: haha. chase's speech included a line about star wars.
Person 2: i know! i totally joke voted him
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he got so many joke votes he won!
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A complex, dedicated computed server designed to use parallel processing to handle large volumes of information related to jokes. Joke analysts can then consolidate raw data from the server to formulate jokes and pranks.
Kyle heard that the joke server had crashed, but wasn't worried because Robert assured him that the backup system would handle the extra capacity until the problem could be solved by the IBM engineers.
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When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
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the worst joke of all time. it’s not even a joke. popularized in the 2010’s. an American classic.
The Jonaldthan Joke is a cult american classic
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Elision of For a Laugh and Jokes
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)
1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?
B. Nah, that's gay?
A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?
B. Ok
2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!
B. What?
C. Harsh!
A. Laugh and jokes!
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Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.
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Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.
Nuts jokes:
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
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