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Dude 1: He's an 8
Dude 2: On the green scale? no he's a 9
When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.
Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.
Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.
A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.
A point system from 1 to 10 ( 10 being the highest) used by men to measure a females overall attractiveness. Includes sexual undertones used to declare your desire to sleep with this person of interest.
See that babe sitting at the bar? She's busty , dressed tight and ready . I'd give her a 9.5 on the babe scale!