ShitDip

The complete opposite of a dipshit. Just kidding it’s absolutely the same. Someone who is so stupid that saying dipshit just won’t ever be enough.

Timmy: “I love cats because they remind me of pussy.”
RebeKa:”Stop being such a ShitDip Timmy boy.”

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.

jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

5👍 9👎

Pringle Buster

When you put a pringle on your face and have your girl BUST THAT SHIT

Jackson: “let me put that pringle right there on my face, perfect.”
Taylor: “and sitting on it in 3...2...1... PRINGLE BUSTER.”

hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

Trent Scale

The hardest scale in the world. On this scale if you get a 5 that is a 10 on any regular scale. Anytime you are rated on the Trent Scale you know it will be a harsh rating.

“How do I look?”
“Probably a 4 on the Trent Scale.”
“Yay, that’s like a 8 on a real scale!!”

Yayayanoya

A term that is used out of pure sarcasm. If someone asks you to do something you simply reply with this comment to irritate them.

“Can you take out the trash?”
“Yayayanoya of course.”
“really....?”