Random
Source Code
Random
A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?
Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.
Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?
Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.
Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.
Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.
Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?
Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')
(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)
Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!
Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money
"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"
Whoever is organizing it is using it as a smokescreen to steal from me and IS NOT THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT.
Hym "And FOR WATCHING.... I am going to murder your kids if the people doing it aren't punished and if I am not compensated for my work."
I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).
Hym "Yeah, I told you that they were watching me. That was like my whole thing."
When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.
I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.
Most random way to say good bye.
You: Bye bye
Troll: Watch a crocodile
You: wtf...
Troll:...
When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
5👍 5👎