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a well class girl. comes across as quiet at first but is a right laugh and so fucking hot. seems to have a few secrets but once u have her dont lose her ok youll regret it for the rest of ur life. She’s the one that got away
person 1: idk shes a bit quiet
person 2: na shes a myrtle tho
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Myrtle means love. And it's no wonder why, because Myrtles are so loveable! Myrtle is very witty, and she always has the most beautiful eyes and smile. She will often be shy, but when you get to know her she is very crazy and fun to be around! She has no reason to be insecure, because no one could possibly have a bad thought about her. Myrtle is very creative and quite direct. She will probably adore music and animals. She doesn't really express herself a lot, and at times you may feel that she's reserving herself from you, but when you meet a Myrtle, never let her go.
"How was your day?"
"Great, I saw Myrtle today!"
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Surf Ambassador Hendo slang term for an attractive female whether her attraction is physical, creative, mental, psychological, or hypothetical. Basically, a stone fox!
Frother: Dude, did you check out Rashida Jones in the latest myrtle monday?
Rando: Who in what?
Frother: Yeah I know, she's a total myrtle!
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Myrtle is a mystery, always quiet but with a coy smile that could take down armies. Secretly, everybody has a desire to know more because she knows how to seduce like a whore. Once someone has solved that puzzle they discover a much wilder side with many breakdowns, spontaneous decisions and sexual heat
“See that girl at the back?”
“Yes?wdym?”
“Bet she’s a myrtle ;)”
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The act of screwing a Mexican Chick from behind while in a warm climate, pulling out and only managing three minutes. In the act of doing so, you scream I am the wizard.
When I was on vacation I was pulling a Myrtle.
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Slang term to describe only the worst kind of criminal. Ferocious, unrelenting, hardcore, psychotic crazy person. Feared by even the most notorious of mobs and mafiosos, a Myrtle, often serves as a type of hired gun to "take out the trash" when all others have failed, but usually works for free simply for "the love of the kill". In some countries a myrtle is regarded as a myth due to it's ability to stay "under the radar" leaving no trace of it's devoured victims. No Myrtle has ever been convicted of a crime due to the tendancy of witnesses to disappear.
Pissing off a Myrtle is a deathwish.
Mob Boss 1: Hey Joey! The iceman screwed up the job!
Joey: Get me the Myrtle....
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Going to Myrtle Beach with no other intention than drinking your face off and acting in a reckless manner. The way of life for many college kids on Spring Break or Dead Week in Myrtle Beach.
Side effects include loss of all money/dignity, and late night visits to Hot Diggity Dogs.
"We had a great time getting Myrtled all week"