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flip flops or berkenstocks
you cant wear jesus slippers working in the forest
The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again
Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday
Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".
Yo, who sang that song Royals in like 2013?
The Prettier Jesus did!
A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.
Jesus's bitch almost got me caught up with my wife last night at the bar.
Jesus Perez is a guy who does not like to be called the real Jesus only jesus. He is really kind and will always be by your side. He might not be attractive but does have girls behind him. He is very smart and will not just help u but will give u answers. He will always try to make u smile and will always cheer u up.
Jesus: Hey there need some help
Kiesha: Yes
Jesus: I will not help u I will give u the answers
Kiesha: Thnx
Jesus: NP
Jesus Perez is smart
When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it
I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water
When you’re in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.
Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting