Lead Guitar Player

That guy that can shred fast and will die at 27 due to heroin, lcd, pcp, cocaine, alcohol, speed, shroom overdose all at once.

When you're at a funeral for a young persons' death: "Man that guy went down as a lead guitar player."

Adobe Flash Player

Adobe Flash Player (also known as 'Adobe Flash' or 'Flash') is a computer program which is used on the internet by many gamers and websites. It usually needs updating to the latest version every few days which can bring on anger issues among some impatient users. In the year 2020 the developers are planning to get rid of it but many people are begging it to stay. Adobe Flash has been popular for many years now but seems to be declining.

Person 1: Can ya load that game up on the website, mate?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to wait for my Adobe Flash Player to update as I haven't used it in 2 hours.
Person 1: *throws a massive tantrum* WHAT A SHIT APP

VLC Media Player

The little orange traffic cone that could.

Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.

VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.

VLC media player is the most wholesome software ever. Every time I see that orange traffic cone pop up after the video ends, I feel right at home.

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales

George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

Roblox Bedwars Player

A game full of stupid 10 yo try hard that smeel like turds

Stop being a Roblox Bedwars player.

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Pokemon Go Players

Guys or girls that walk around town while nearly getting themselves killed because they wanna CATCH THEM ALL!!!!

Look at them Pokemon Go players, oh wait, they all just walked over that cliff

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french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

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