Darcy Thomas and Keiran Cummorford or Keiran Cumstain thought it would be cool to start their own gang and bully kids in grade 6. They are now getting bullied in grade 7. This is funny and everyone hates them because they are gay, shark-gang scooter-fags.
I’m think I’m so cool because I’m in the shark gang!!!
after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy
i just sandsharked my teacher on the beach
When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.
Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.
A person who uses so much teeth while giving a blowjob that they rub penis flesh off, taste the blood, and continue on with their oral conquest. See baby shark
“Whoa bro what happened to your penis?”
“Turns out your mom is a TIGER SHARK! That’s what.”
Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.
Dude! Do a little xbox today?
Can't. Shark week.
UK drinking term-
Basically a snake bite (lager / cider split) with a vodka or double vodka top. Not the for the weak or the part time drinker.
I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.