May 30

National make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with your bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend:”Hey babe we have to make out”
Girlfriend:”why?”
Boyfriend:”Because it’s may 30”

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may 2

This is the day when you kiss and hug your significant other as much as you love them.

Hey, today is may 2.

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May 29

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

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May 19th

It’s national give ur gf your hoodie day!!

“Hey babe it’s May 19th, *gives hoodie”

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May 29

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

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MAY 16

ask your crush out again, it’s all about being

Persistent!

Ask him/her/they/them on MAY 16

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mais non

French for 'but no'.

French: Je pourrais vous gifler mais non.
English: I could slap you but no.

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