When something or someone is rubbish or does something that you dont approve of.
Can be shortened to pony.
That band was pony.
My god I cant believe you did that you are such a pony arse.
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A obscene anal wart mainly produced on the people David Boyle and Nathan Crux (if you know either of these people please bully them because of there arse flanges)
Ewwwww Nathan you have a HUGE arse flange
David your moldy skin and grotesk face is nearly as bad as your arse flange
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A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey, bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
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one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female
i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn
"alright split arse?"
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A man who fears the thought of anal sex with another man of his gender, possibly due to their own surpressed homosexual urges.
"Come and get some, or are you too scared you big arse fearer, you!?"
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A person whose arse has absorbed much to much lard and has resulted in them being a lard arse.
"That Micheal Parkinson is quite the lard arse"
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A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.
That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot
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