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Noun. The act of accidentally shitting oneself while farting violently while sitting in a comfortable chair. This results in the individual sliding or melting down in their seat like a mudslide.
Matt thought it would be really funny to let one rip, but he had an Asian Mudslide all over the seat!
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Asian cousin of the Nanerpus. Like the nanerpus, its a hybrid between an octopus and a banana.
Instead of sitting on a stack of pancakes, it resides on a Chinese food take out box.
I was going to get soy sauce for my dumplings and when I returned I noticed an Asian Nanerpus had claimed my food as its new home.
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When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.
I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.
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When you are causally walking around but then a fat ass thick black guy comes around and uses his dick as a whip to beat up the other person until he ejaculates all over you.
Last week I turned around the corner and a fat ass came around then Asian eyed me.
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An Asian who believes that it is their god given right to be smarter than other ethnicities just because of the common stereotype that Asians are smart.
Note 1: This only applies to the Asians who believe that they can conquer any intellectual challenge without putting in the necessary work. This does not apply to Asians who work to get to were they are in life.
Example: An Asian who believes that they deserve to be in AP classes (college level courses) just because of their ethnicity although they may not be good enough student.
Defined by MDK
1"She is such an asian supremacist, she asked for the math test to be moved to an earlier date, and she doesn't even plan to study for it"
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Precalculus
Asian B student: What math class do you plan to take next year?
White A student: Just Honors calculus.
Asian B student: Wow, you must really suck at calculus, I'm taking AP Calculus
White A student: No, I just don't want to overload myself
Asian B student: *I deserve to be in AP Calculus more than that piece of white trash*
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That one asian who's lucky enough to be accepted by the "popular kids." Typically very funny, nice, and attractive, and fun to be around. Usually if not fully asian, part asian along with some other race making them attractive somehow. Guys usually really like the Popular Asian for her unique look, and they're not as typical as any other girl. They also have very nice bodies, and personalities.
fine sexy hot unique exotic popular
Boy 1: Yo, who's that girl. She's hot.
Boy 2: Oh, that's Ling Ling, she's "that popular asian."
Boy 1: She's fine.
Boy 2: I know, Josh, Richie, and Nick think so too.
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a person whose ancestral origin draws from the far east, typically past Russia. however, at birth they already had a horrible genetic disease known as Gingervitus... its tragic really. the asian community typically has a resistance to the Gingervitus gene defect, but occasionally one unlucky child is born with freckles and red hair. like the common ginger, they lack souls as well
"hey man did you see that girl? shes a ginger!"
"thats not all, shes also an asian!"
"ewww a ginger asian? thats icky"
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