Nanerpus

A nanerpus is a hybrid between an octopus and a banana.

Facts:

It dwells on the top of pancake stacks where it sings and dances.

Rivals include godzilla and christian bale.

A large majority of the nanerpuse's (or nanerpi's) religion happen to be pastafarianists.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH nanapuss. warning this is not something you want resting on your pancakes.

While I was going to get syrup for my pancakes and when i returned I noticed a nanerpus had claimed my stack as its new home.

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Asian Nanerpus

Asian cousin of the Nanerpus. Like the nanerpus, its a hybrid between an octopus and a banana.

Instead of sitting on a stack of pancakes, it resides on a Chinese food take out box.

I was going to get soy sauce for my dumplings and when I returned I noticed an Asian Nanerpus had claimed my food as its new home.

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