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a delicious treat for crackheads. much like a traditional sandwich, usu. made with white bread, peanut butter, and crack although any combination of sandwich ingredients and crack will suffice.
I caught my stupid friend josh eating a crack sandwich, man he was wired after that.
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- Phrasal Expression
1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).
- Noun
2. Failure; Cynic (person)
3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
1. "I think the glass is cracked on this one, guys ."
2. "Don't even bother. She's a cracked glass."
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When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.
Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.
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A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection
Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!
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Someone who is not quite ordinary. They are infact very strange and seem like a crackhead but have never done any drugs to get the way they are.
For a straight edge he is one cracked head.
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A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.
1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!
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Noun. A general description of an unusually colorful symptom of cocaine psychosis wherein the suffering party appears to be performing an elaborate choreography. Usually accompanied by crying, shaking, vomitting, and screaming.
I saw the most wicked crack dance in Junkyville yesterday.
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