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Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.
Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*
To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
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When you accidentally do some dumb shit
Fuck me, I accidentally slept with my ex.
Bro, you just pulled a Satan
The best protein power. Gets you high and your hopes too, you aren’t reaching that fucking deadlift you fucking fatass.
P1”hey have you tried Satan Nigger Rape Madness? It helped me get my 90kg deadlift in!”
P2 “my fucking negro… that’s the basic fucking deadlift weight normal people could lift”
Saint Nicholas' sinister colleague, whose task is to deliver appropriate gifts to the less-than-good girls and boys on Christmas eve.
He awakened to the sound of a Harley landing on the roof - right on time - and man, had he prepared his list in hopes of a visit from Satan Nicholas. In an hour he'd run downstairs and find a Chucky doll, gift certificates to Tattoos-R-Us, the Vape store, and Murder-and-Mayhem Video Games. It pays to be bad, he mused. And next year he'd be worse.