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When your gf is so fat, you roll her in flour and then fuck the wet spot.
That cow from the bar last night was so big, I gave her a kentucky fried fuck.
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The male homosexual version of the Screaming Pelican. The act is performed when two males are getting it on on the beach, and the pitcher removes his member from the catchers anal cavity, dips it in the sand, and re-inserts his hot beef injection into his unsuspecting partner creating great pain and discomfort.
I was walking down the beach in Provincetown and out of the corner of my eye i saw one man giving another the Ghanaian Fried Chicken
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It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.
(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me
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When ya boy get roasted so hard een the teacher is dyin’.
They fried me yung they said “How ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit” eem the teacher was dyin’.
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Diabetes in a bite sized package.
A person ate Deep Fried Oreos and then died.
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I could do with a burger mac and fries
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A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.
“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin”
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